MOVIN OUT

The road is dreadful at the moment – full of iced pot holes. The smart lady with knee-high leather boots arrived from Bournes in a red mini. A lesser woman might have given up. Bournes – what a good name for a removal company. I imagine that, when Edith Swan-Neck moved in with Harold, she gave Mr Bourne a tinkle. But things never last. After the Norman invasion, the Bournes were set up for life. All our stuff has been calculated and is ready to go.